FOOD POISONING
Yeah. Not so fun.
'Nuff said.
"There is no conflict of interests among men who do not desire the unearned, who do not make sacrifices nor accept them, who deal with one another as traders, giving value."-Ayn Rand
You missed me, didn't you! Don't deny it! I know you did!
I'm not convinced much gets done by anyone this week. Seems like once Christmas parties have taken place, everyone goes into professional hibernation mode until after New Year's day.
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THE ROSE BOWL
Twas the night of the Rose Bowl and all through the land,
All the Longhorns were stirring, even the band.
The tickets were purchased for the game, room, and air
In hopes that Saint Vincent would soon be there!!
The fans were tailgating from their truck beds,
While a vision of a championship danced in their heads.
And Bevo in his bridle, and me in my cap|
Had just popped a cold one before the first snap.
When out on the turf there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter!!
My eyes fixed on the tunnel, and the thundering herd;
The roar of the fight song; I sang every word!!
They ran to the end zone, and knelt to their maker
Giving thanks for
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear.
Coach Mack in his glory, THE HEAD COACH OF THE YEAR!
And our hero from
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Vince!
More rapid than eagles his posse they came
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name!
Now, THOMAS! Now,
On, CHARLES! On,
To the top of the world for a championship crown!
Now dash away, dash away, to a
They fought with fury! They fought with might!
They fought like champions on this championship night!
Oh! The bombs they flew, and the holes blew open
The Longhorns ran the ball just as we were hopin'.
The defense attacked, and oh, they played hard!
Stopping the Trojans, in their own back yard!
Macks eyes how they twinkled, his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, the crystal ball he did carry!
He embraced his coaches, he embraced his team!
And The Eyes of TEXAS we all did sing
A season that will live forever in lore;
COME EARLY, WEAR ORANGE, STAY LATE, once more!
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
Either Jesse Jackson has found the key to quantum physics, has an identical twin - or someone's facts are just plain wrong.
Asshole. n. 90) One who, when in a group dinner setting, orders 4 appetizers, the most expensive entree and copious amounts of alcohol just before suggesting that the check should be split evenly.
As if many people this time of year don't feel a little on the lonely side, THIS report comes out - just to give them another kick in the stomach. Good times.
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