DEFINITION OF ASSHOLE #90

Asshole. n. 90) One who, when in a group dinner setting, orders 4 appetizers, the most expensive entree and copious amounts of alcohol just before suggesting that the check should be split evenly.

I'm not cheap, I really don't mind spending some good money on food and drink at a nice restaurant with friends. It's not about the money, this shit just bothers me because of the lack of respect and consideration for the others at the table.

So why #90? Because this happened last night in a group and despite the fact that most people had no more than $35 worth of food and drink, everyone ended up shelling out $90. Again, its not the money, just the concept.

That's all I got.