TRUE (NON)FORTUNE

Your Fortune Is

Underwear is not the best thing on earth - but next to it.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

So its not really a fortune, but more a statement of fact. I've noticed that within the last few years, "Fortune" cookies have become "statement" cookies. What happened to the good old days when your fortune said something positive like "Soon you will find great wealth"? Enough ranting though, at least the statement is true.