THINGS SAID AT MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT

"Wow! They're really out of sync!"
"Very fluid performance."
"Great footwork."
"Did you see that little foot drop there? That's gonna cost 'em."
"Much better performance than yesterday's."
"He's back in good graces now!"
"That's a great costume she's wearing."

After two hours of watching Ice Dancing, I concluded that my buddy and I are watching too much of the Olympics and quite possibly had the gayest conversations ever had by two straight guys.

Scary when our armchair commentary is then repeated by the NBC announcers....