Wednesday, March 30, 2005


Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and
became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They
discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on
all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her
sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you
like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow
little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He
looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought
peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating
chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for
She said "Oh, my Gosh, it's too late for you! You've already got the
neck and the gizzards!!!"