ADVICE: FULLY DRESS PRIOR TO LEAVING FOR WORK

Its almost 11am. I just realized my tie was REALLY F*cked up and nobody has bothered to tell me. Do you think they noticed? OF COURSE THEY DID!!!! AND they've been at the watercooler, on the smoking patio, in the restroom and on interoffice IM talking about it. I'm sure of it! I'M NOT PARANOID!!!!

Oh well, at least I can laugh at myself... even if it is a Monday.

FYI - I was running late this morning because Scruffs was procrastinating on doing the business that dog's are supposed to do on a morning walk. To make up time, I decided I'd put on my tie in the car on the way. Not recommended. I'm really not even sure what I did. I never realized how dependent on a mirror I am for the slightest of tasks.