MENTAL HOSPITAL ANSWERING RECORDING

Saw this this morning, laughed. Hard.



If you are obsessive-compulsive please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional we know who you are and what you want.

Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive please hold.