JEFF STRYKER'S REVENGE

Luckily, I've only been in a couple of court rooms and never
for anything more than a minor traffic infraction. But I think
I would hit the floor laughing if I witnessed THIS DEBACLE.

Seriously, how much of a sex addict do you have to be to use a peter pump in court? I don't know what's more disturbing, the pimp juice all over, or the fact that he got it "from a hunting buddy". My hunting buddies and I stick with talking about our rifles, but never our guns.