IF ONLY I HAD THE TIME

My dog is great and low maintenance (I think I've already mentioned that, maybe). However, I've always wanted to have an exotic pet. I love lions and tigers and bears (oh my!)but lets face it - they just aren't a practical buddy. I have, however known a couple of people who own kangaroos as pets and think they are great. Me, I think a PENGUIN would be so cool!!
I'm surprised, though, that this company actually exists. I would have thought PETA would have a fit on this one! I don't really have the time to take care of a penguin, but if you get one - please invite me over and I'll "penguin-sit" any time you need.